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Lavernius Tucker ([personal profile] bestsword) wrote in [community profile] shorterpass2016-03-18 02:24 pm

MONSTER AU MASTERPOST

we know what we're here for :V
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INCUBUS!TUCK & EARLY!CHURCH

[personal profile] bestever 2016-03-19 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[i'm just threadstarting because i'm super fucking anal about organization and chronology alright, don't mind me]
worstever: (dedicated mushy icon)

[personal profile] worstever 2016-03-19 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Wash looks forward to Tucker visiting him. Well, okay. That's not accurate. He looks forward to it the same way you look forward to a sandwich after a long stint of not eating, or a hot bath after a long day on your feet when your joints are screaming. Which is to say: he kind of... yearns.

Which is embarrassing, for mister stoic ex-marine. So he tries to keep that shit under wraps. But when he hears the telltale beat of Tucker's wings, he gets up and goes to the door with that totally uncharacteristic smile on his face. Tucker just does something to him.]


Hey.
bestever: beticons@ij (WINCE;)

[personal profile] bestever 2016-03-19 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[there's a moment where he's not all there yet, still hazy and halfasleep. church twists his hand to grab at hers, and a genuine smile tugs at the corners of his mouth. he's know that voice anywhere, that curtain of blonde hair--]

[which cannot fucking possibly be hanging over him right now. she can't. she CAN'T be.]


What the fuck! [he's fully awake in an instant, scrabbling back against the headboard with panicky kicks, his heels skidding along the sheets.] What the fuck! What the fuck! [this has happened before, but it doesn't get easier. and it's never this intensely... well, real.]
worstever: (i hope this emotionally devastates you)

[personal profile] worstever 2016-03-19 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Every now and again. [Tucker's trying his best to keep up a strong front, but Wash knows him well enough now it doesn't slide. He saw that stumble on the dismount, the way he wasn't flying quite even.]

Jesus. You really need to feed. [Well, Wash is more than happy to supply. Tucker is, bluntly, an amazing lay; Wash likes him; and there's that -- that something more, some kind of burgeoning feeling he can't name. Is it any wonder Wash has had more sex in a few months than in the rest of his entire life?

He goes for Tucker's arm, tugs him in a little, gently.]


Let's get you into bed.
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[personal profile] worstever 2016-03-20 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, with humans. You may have noticed we eat food, not sex.

[Normally Tucker doesn't let himself go this long without it -- Wash would be more worried, but Tucker did show up, ostensibly to fix it. Maybe for Wash's company, too, but... he tries not to delude himself about his chances with an incubus. They're not really made for commitment.]

I'm not saying I wouldn't like dinner, but we can have it after you have your strength back.
bestever: beticons@ij (SHOCK; my nightmares will have nightmare)

[personal profile] bestever 2016-03-20 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[his ribcage still heaving and eyes still wide, church stays frozen for a long moment. his breathing does eventually start to slow, especially as tucker starts shifting back to being himself. that's-- that's different. it's not her. it's not her.] Okay. Okay. What the... [get your thoughts in order, don't just repeat yourself.]

You... Who the fuck are you? What was that? [is he just hallucinating?]
bestever: (SNARL;)

[personal profile] bestever 2016-03-20 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[his pulse is slowly sinking back to baseline, church slowly regaining his composure -- or the closest thing church has to it.] Inc-- oh, shit. [but then his cheeks are flushing, and he's sitting up straight with a scowl.] I don't dream about her! Don't fucking lie. I don't dream about her anymore.
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[personal profile] worstever 2016-03-20 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, alright. [Wash rolls his eyes jokingly.]

I don't know how much I have in the house to make anything, though. Would you accept a sandwich?

[He even opens the fridge, standing aside for Tucker to take a look, too. It's mostly salad fixings...]
worstever: (the rare content washington)

[personal profile] worstever 2016-03-20 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm due for my daily jog anyway. I could use the cardio.

[It's taken Wash forever to get flirty, but he manages it now and again, and Tucker's playing weirdly hard-to-get today. Maybe he's trying to coax Wash into it. Fine -- he's comfortable enough with Tucker now to come onto him without blushing... too bad.

Wash pulls out a few scant things from the fridge, taking them to the counter and rustling up some bread. He hasn't eaten in a while, so... at the very least, Tucker's right about that.]
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i am sorry he keeps ruining these but he is not a smooth operator

[personal profile] bestever 2016-03-20 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[if he didn't want a generous helping of bullshit on the side, he should have gone elsewhere to fill his cravings.]

[church's face is bright red in a matter of moments, darkening while he stammers.] I don't know! Some weird freaky demon magic! Who knows! Who cares! [puffed up like an angry cat, he crosses his arms and looks away, pouting fiercely.]
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[personal profile] worstever 2016-03-21 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I do it twice a day! That's not that weird!

[Normally Wash would be a uncomfortable being watched while he's eating -- he's uncomfortable being watched doing anything -- but Tucker's managed to wriggle himself into being labeled "non-threat" by Wash's brain. It's a bigger feat than it should be, and Wash is so damn grateful. He slaps together a sandwich fast, sliding into the chair across from Tucker.]

You been busy? Haven't seen you much.
bestever: beticons@ij (FROWN; tbh all of these should be frown)

I'M SORRY BUT YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE SIGNING UP FOR

[personal profile] bestever 2016-03-21 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[he bristles, turning back towards him and leaning forward from having pressed himself back against the baseboard to scowl at the intruder from within his personal space. this has been a sore subject for a little while now, but... not long enough. it's never long enough, when it comes to her.]

You're a load of bullshit! I'm over it, I have been for ages. Why would I still be thinking about her in my sleep? [church that's... that's not how dreams work... but who can blame him, really. ever since, it seems to be the only thing that anybody wants to talk to him about. when they don't have to, because he's FINE.]

[... he is really not reacting properly to the admitted otherwordly creature sitting across from him.]
worstever: (cool how little chill i have)

[personal profile] worstever 2016-03-21 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[O... kay. Wash knows that these, normally, could never take up so much of Tucker's time that he can't fit in sex. Again, it's TUCKER. He prides himself on this shit! It's his job and hobby to have as much sex as humanly -- incubusly possible!]

Huh. Yeah, that sounds like Church. [Wash is letting him off the hook. It's pretty obvious. He chews his sandwich thoughtfully, inspecting Tucker's face as though trying to discern what he's really up to.]

Well, text me more, at least, would you? [He worries. Not that he'd SAY that.]

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